Quick secretary recap:
- Allison - Don bangs her, breaks her hearts. She throws a brass globe at his head and quits.
- Miss Blankenship - Old lady who DIES in her chair at work because Don is that sexy.
- Megan: Also gets banged by Don… but then gets a ring.
Let’s sing the wedding song: Here comes the temporary solution to sadness! Here comes the temporary solution to sadness!