George Oscar Bluth Jr. is a jack of many trades: magician, CEO, stripper, waiter, pimp, ventriliquist, construction worker, BEE business owner and banana-shack manager. The common thread? GOB was THE WORST at each and every attempt (just like the Bluth family’s ability to impersonate chickens).
During GOB’s illustrious magic career he managed to:
Destroy the Bluth family yacht.
Lose track of an elderly man who could have helped the family’s court case.
Get stabbed by Buster Bluth.
Get kicked out of a magical alliance that he created.
Kill multiple doves.
Unleash showers of pennies on unsuspecting victims at random.
Read the full list of Gob’s failures in “The Notorious G.O.B.”